May 31

May 31 is national send a nut video day to your gf. You gotta send one and you can’t say no no matter what

Gf: hey guess what day it is!
Bf: what day?
Gf: may 31!!!
Bf: I guess I have to

by Nutmaster6996xxx May 30, 2024

May 31

Give your bf/gf 100 kisses

May 31st it’s a day before a new month and summer fully starts so it should be welcome with a great gift

by Mr. Lovermen May 31, 2023

MAY 31

Scream Slay In Class Day

Teacher- Can someone remind me of the date please?
Class- May 31!
That one girl- SLAYYYYY

by yararrararara May 30, 2022

May 31

The day the backstabbing man whores are born

Girl 1: omg Greg totally cheated on me with 5 different women!
Girl 2: he was probably born on May 31.

by Idontknowwhattoputhere7292619 May 06, 2022

Mailie-mai

She is the best person in the world. All the guys want her cuz of her wonderful personality. She is perfect😜

Oh my god! I wished i had a Mailie-mai in my life. It would make my whole life much better!!

by ta mère asf November 22, 2021

The month may

Give a girl something month

If your a boy you have to give a girl something that they get to keep in The month may.

by The month may May 05, 2022

May 31st

When the girl that's a good fuck was born. Wish her happy birthday, she'll give you a cute smile. Her name might be Fatima, but if its not(which is the majority) shes still perfect.

??: "Hey isn't May 31st? Oh yeah its Fatima's(someones) birthday!
???:"Shes pretty"

by Actuallyapussypleaser May 11, 2024