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by Daddy’s bitch September 11, 2023
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American

An American is a fat, lazy bastard who takes pride in their country and whose diet usually consists of fast food, chips, chocolate, and other candies. They also. Like to believe every stereotype theyve ever heard of.
Tucker John Smith Sneed Anderson James Joey Thomas Steve Conner JR: I'M AMERICAN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🔥️🔥️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Random guy: What the actual fuck am I doing here?
by Ciancoolguy September 17, 2023
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American public schools

You wanna make dumb decisions and get paid for them ? Become a teacher here ! Wanna seem “woke” but also want to let teenage girls be harassed by a delusional man in their locker room because he’s a “woman” too ? American public schools! Wanna teach kindergarteners about sexual kinks? Your hired !
Parent:I’m sending my child to public school
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.
by K.wh September 27, 2023
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american colonialism

Americans taking culture from countries in decline
Matt, do you love sushi?

The American food?

Yes Matt. That's the consequences of American colonialism.
by Pzrple October 3, 2023
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U.S. American

a term to describe people who are citizen of the USA. used to avoid confusion between the United States of America (USA) and the rest of the American continent such as Canada, Mexico, Brazil, El Salvador, etc…
Person 1: wait are you American?
Person 2: yeah im from Mexico
Person 1: ooohh i thought you were an U.S. American
by Random_Dude6661 October 3, 2023
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american bidet

Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.
Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.
by Jobungus October 3, 2023
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American Slav

American Slav: A person who identifies as both American and Russian or “Soviet”.
by yeetoskeetobaby November 21, 2021
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