A fat asshole

Pull your cheeks apart and fart. If it still made a sound, you’ve got a fat asshole.

“Couldn’t you have done that silently?!”

“Can’t help that I have a fat asshole, Sharon.”

by Rocky Mudds October 29, 2023

Cock In Mikkels Asshole

When Mikkel bends over to pick up the soap he gets a cock in the asshole. YUMMY

OH NO LOOK! THERE IS A COCK IN MIKKELS ASSHOLE!

by Oscar's Domain October 31, 2023

Ms.malone is a asshole

Ms.malone is a asshole

MS.MALONE IS A ASSHOLE!

by ǝuǝפ November 3, 2023

Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

schrodinger's asshole

Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"

by chainswordcs December 10, 2023

Schrodinger's Asshole

a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed

She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!

by brookvollerei February 12, 2024

bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.

You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?

by P0rky69 February 14, 2024