Tom, you may as well leave

The act of trying to roast someone with the name “Tom” by singing the song “Call me by your name”, but slightly changing the lyrics. And instead stating “Call me what you want, Call me what you need, Tom you may as well leave”.

Enrique: Are you gang gang?
Tom : “Who Remembers the Infinity Stones”
Adrian: “Tom, you may as Well Leave.”
Tom: Shut the Fuck up.

Adrian: Nope!

by Göbert August 13, 2025

The Tom

not to be mistaken for peeping tom, a tall leader of a grassy country (usually in Europe)

I consider the leader of Poland "The Tom"

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

tom

a melancholy guy who is always down in the mopes. always aggressive and will use that aggression with his tree stump. he always fails his sacs and gets angry over it. you've never seen him happy, always in his melancholy moods.

tom is a cool bro guy

by radish19 August 28, 2025

Toothbrush Tom

A way to refer to Greg, emphasizing his love for toothbrush anal that he craves.

Stop being a toothbrush tom, fucker.

by Sean Feller September 16, 2025

tom and solenn

yeah okay very cute very nice married couple forever. they love food and travelling and other stuff haha

yooo look at tom and solenn
damnnn they are the perfect couple
yeah bro

by totoyoyo January 25, 2025

Tom Ford

An asian male with excellent taste in everything. He is named after the brand Tom Ford since Tom Ford fragrance is what he wears everyday. He has a wide range of interests, such as cars and photography. Although he has in general the mannerism and taste of an old-money white middle aged man, he talks like a college student who wears his pajamas everywhere. His favorite phrase is "Nah Bro" and mainly uses Discord. Sometimes his action comes across as confusing, mainly to female.

"Hey Tom Ford, what are your thoughts on the new camera?"
"Nah Bro. It's totally jank."

by Lordofchernobyl January 25, 2025

curl a tom

to have a speedy quick poo

eve: “where are you going”
jack: “to curl a tom”

by jacketh the third January 30, 2025