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Jake

Jake is the kind of guy who will show up for you when you need extra muscles or a story that will make you smile. His commitment to health shows in his ab count and his genuine approach to others places him high on the likeability meter. He’s a guy you want to have in your corner but know not many get to be his friend, he’s more of an introvert—but a friendship with a Jake is worth seeking out. He’s devilishly handsome and you’ll question whether he knows that already. You will love every minute you get to spend with him and cherish the moments!
Girl 1-Did you see those muscles at the gym today?

Girl 2-Yeah! He must have been a Jake!
by Jenneffrey1 October 3, 2021
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Jake

a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.
i tried to suck Jakes dick but it didn't fit in my mouth
by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021
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Jake

Weirdly flexible and insane but a good laugh
Yo ur like jake
by Anya fit November 11, 2019
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Jake

Most have autism likes children to much and looks special with his hair and he needs a hair cut
The doctors have different name for autism its jake
by Poisyaaaing November 13, 2019
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jake moles

a person who will break your heart, someone who will give up and throw all your memories in the bin. He is not a great kisser and isn’t great during sex.
he’ll more likely get you pregnant within the first 39seconds he doesn’t like condoms and wanks every second of the day
jake moles likes to wank
by garry88 November 7, 2019
mugGet the jake molesmug.

Jake And Mae

Jake and Mae is a online couple apart of a server called "Ashley's House" They have been poop raped before and are recovering.
Jake And Mae are both retarded!
by AshIeyRBX May 21, 2021
mugGet the Jake And Maemug.

jake north

You got a Robe styled jake north down there or are you just happy to see me?
by Biskness April 25, 2023
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