titted goon

A very annoying bitchy woman (sometimes with an extra large or vast nose) who has a goony nature or look.

WOW! Who would have mushroom stamped that titted goon!

by Mike Ainsel September 9, 2006

soy tits

A type of tit that is used for soy milk.

Wow Jimmy, nice soy tits!

by Chloe216971apples February 20, 2018

Tina tits

When a girl you've known for awhile who you did not think had much in the way of a rack, is suddenly revealed to possess a surprisingly great pair of tits. Named for Tina Fey.

Wow, check out the Tina tits on Lisa. I had no idea!

by Neutron66 January 16, 2014

Hauling Tits

Not hauling ass. To go in a slow or poky manner. Generally slow as fuck.

Where the fuck is Carl he left his house an hour ago? He must be Hauling Tits.

by wisefucker January 28, 2013

tit-butt

the condition created when a fat woman with large breasts wears a bra 2 sizes too small.

hey fatass! nice tit-butt!

by sick December 14, 2003

Carrot Tits

I stupidly pointy set of weapons. The kind of set that just looks too ridiculous to generate any form of sexual excitement. Even a baby would laugh at these hilariously daft looking swingers and would refuse to suck 'em.

Ste: 'ere Phil, did you manage to get anywhere wi' Wet Stacey last neet??

Phi: Yeah, managed to yank her boob tube down on't bus but she had a right 'orrid set of carrot tits!!

by muckyjohn October 8, 2012

Spiderman Tits

Spiderman tits are boobs that have lotd of visible veins, looking like webs.

Today I was about to motorboat this girl, but then when she took of her shirt I saw she had spiderman tits and I backed out.

Man! That skyler chick has some nasty spiderman tits, she might catch a fly with those webs!

by StreetJesus May 6, 2011