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Top-Hatch Nigger

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.
by slayer28829393 June 14, 2023
mugGet the Top-Hatch Niggermug.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
mugGet the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug.

mom top

a garment for the upper body cut to show the stomach made of cotton or a similar fabric, with a collar and sleeves, an item of clothing a mother would wear
OMG did you you see Natasha wearing that mom top today?!

YASSSSSS she flexingggggg
by guccimatt August 27, 2018
mugGet the mom topmug.

Top G

Minh Ho
A: y’all heard of Minh Ho?
B: nah who’s that?
A: Bro it’s the fuckin Top G
by anonymous July 12, 2022
mugGet the Top Gmug.

Top Shagger

Someone who can only be defined as raw sexual prowess
"Yo, James McKenzie is the Top Shagger"
by 1and0nly July 1, 2021
mugGet the Top Shaggermug.

spot topping

the green bean giant gets a spot topping from that basking shark
by resolvedclock June 19, 2021
mugGet the spot toppingmug.

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.
Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.
by Pazzy August 18, 2025
mugGet the Top Deckmug.

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