pocket fagget

Someone who is in denial of their sexual preferences.

Your suck a pocket fagget Dave. Come out of the closet already

by Dfed83 December 7, 2021

pocket note

When one sends voice notes unknowingly with their phone in one’s Jean pocket.

The receiver of the voice note typically hears random background noise when listening.

I was totally making out with this chick when I realized I had pocket noted my girlfriend. That was the last time she heard me moan - for some reason the bitch now wants nothing to do with me.

by Ty955 May 8, 2024

Pocket person

A person who constantly messages you and wants your attention.

Stacy keeps texting me every moment of every day. I never get any breathing room when I'm away from her. it's like she lives in the phone in my pocket. She's such a pocket person.

by Bacchus Gladstone March 2, 2023

Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect

Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

Pocket debacle

Where you're so fucked up that you can't find whatever it is you're looking for. When you wake up in the morning and find it in the pocket that you swear you searched 300 times.

Man, I was so hammered last night I couldn't find that bag for anything. I passed out in my clothes and it was right there in the same pocket I swear I looked in. What a pocket debacle!

by Catapulter May 14, 2021

Alabama hot pocket

Taking a mean shit in her pussy.

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!

by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019

Out of pocket

When your friend disappoints you and upon telling them you're disappointed they proceed to threaten you by saying they'll shit on your front porch and blame it on your dog.

Me: I'm so disappointed with your unoriginal joke.
Friend: I'll shit on your front porch and blame your dog!
Me: That's out of pocket.

by notyourmeemaw August 3, 2021