Cond-poo

Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!

Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.

"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"

by RoceHatNinjaCat May 1, 2023

Sneek-a-poo

A SNEEK-A-POO (english, noun) is a habit one displays which is initially taken to be charming or even cute that, as it becomes more apparent, grows increasingly disturbing.

We all knew for a long time Scott's only sneek-a-poo was just guessing fart ingredients...but now that he's got a murken sneek-a-poo...well, I can't even go swimming with him anymore.

by Whosthematter? April 16, 2021

Poo moment

A moment in which a person or situation led to the worst of decisions being made, similar to a bruh moment.

A: Yo did you see Kyra at bike-a-thon yesterday?
B: Naw man I couldn’t go I got busy
A: That’s a poo moment right there.

by warsi-saab November 8, 2020

poo

It can be anything, it can be used whenever and it can be used as a noun or adjective or a verb.

"The weather is poo!"

by Chicken Wing With Somethings September 26, 2018

Poo Crew

To leave human excrement in public and often inappropriate places.

A: Yeah when I found out she cheated on me I poo crewed her mother's bed

B: You did what??

A: Left a slimy great turd under her sheets

by Johann von Hosenschlange November 9, 2011

Hairy Poo pipe

It’s a place where poofy things escape occasionally out the hole of your poop shoot. Poop shoots only happen if you don’t wax your eyebrows. This way you don’t get dingleberrys.

Gary Gary the Yamaha Fairy is a Hairy Poo Pipe From a hairy poo hole which only squirts accordingly. (Squirtingly) That squirtster!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

Poo Generator

an amazing invention, built by beaw incs engineer, pete beaw. pete built the poo generator in order for beaws to multiply the necessary amount of poo, from their significant other, in order to receive nourishment and live.

awisha beaw make sure to turn on the poo generator or else you want have enough poo bawws to get you through the day!

by NATURES_PROVIDER February 19, 2025