Pissy pants

A female narcasist that wets the bed drunk on the regular and thats why they cant find a man

Did you smell inside that flower shop? I heard the owner stinks of piss and she is a right pissy pants in bed.

by dgafnem August 28, 2022

Pants-Off Friend

A person who's company you enjoy while also being able to engage in a healthy, non-committal sexual relationship

Adam is a confirmed bachelor. He has many friends. Many are Pants-On. However, from time to time he does have Pants-Off Friend.

by bachelorlife June 14, 2017

Shatner Pants

An acknowledgement of whoever or whatever shat in her pants.

INXS: "Shatner Pants, Shatner Pants! Every Single One Of Us Shatner Pants!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 31, 2023

small pants

pants that are small enough to derive comments and taunts from others and provoke the pants wearer into untoward actions

Hey coach, maybe you should focus on how small your pants are, rather than breaking a clipboard...

small pants

by bob zimway October 7, 2021

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so engrossed in woke culture you can’t figure out what they are actually selling

I don’t need your yoga pants politics-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 5, 2023

Shooter Pants

The sweatpants you wear at a stripe club

Billy wore his shooter pants at the club, got a lap dance and shot a load in his pants.

by Bob Danish December 9, 2021

Autumn Pants

A general term for Thermal Underwear or Long Johns that is worn casually inside any pants as a base layer. It originated from the Chinese upper class dressing conventions in the early 60s, that layering comfortable base layer for both upper and lower body is a sign of high standard lifestyle. The word literally refers to the 'pants' worn in 'autumn', as autumn is when the weather start to turn cold and people start to wear this. Chinese term '秋裤'.

It is freezing cold in Chicago these days, don't forget to wear your autumn pants when you go outside.

by LiteralArtist January 17, 2024