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by superguy999 May 7, 2018
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John Gill

This person is a supreme queer. If you are named this its because you are a hill billy inbred. People like this are normally challenged and get caught doing dirty things. This person normally has very crusty hands and a small penis. Even though this person is big their nickname is "Charmin" this is due to their extreme softness/goofyness. In special cases this persons penis is so small it becomes inverted. People named this also like to want their meat with their relatives.
"Where is your penis John Gill, its so small?"

"This guy is so soft and crusty, its because hes a John Gill."
by Thebrownbag March 1, 2018
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John Hartsfield

An absolute fuckboi who's a bum-ass good for nothing. Someone who usually sits around their house all day playing video games and eating unhealthy foods. When they're confronted with the truth or have nothing to say, they usually resort to gay jokes since that is the full extent of their intellect.
Stop being a fucking John Hartsfield and do something with your life!
by Jiblaw September 3, 2016
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John Riley

Terrible person sometimes but an amazing person he rest the time. Has a lot of friends, is probably an extrovert. He loves memes and is a child of God who sins a lot. He normaly likes funny people. He is normally friends with people who are like him.
Omg have you seen John Riley's new meme
by HandMadeYeeter November 4, 2019
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john lucas

John Lucas is a very loving boy he likes to play a lot of games and he is a very lovable and kind person a lot of friends very popular he is a green eyed boy with straight hair and he is a hot and sexy!
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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Jimmy Johns

a food place where you get the good shit
JAMIE!!!! GO GET JIMMY JOHNS FOR DINNER NOT CHIPOTLE I ALREADY ORDERED IT YOU JUST HAVE TO PICK IT UP!!! Jamie: ok mum i just wanted TO GET FUCKING CHIPOTLE JESUS CHRIST!!!
by ItzYaboiAC November 11, 2020
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John Doe

John doe will be here the second coming to kill everyone and destroy the earth
by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021
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