A Tourist Friend

A Tourist Friend is much like a traditional tourists , but they only "visit" or "vacation" to your friendship instead of actual destinations. A Tourist Friend comes and goes, but mostly goes. They are only there when they want to be and often forget to even speak to you when they aren't "visiting." These people are hipocrites and they should not be taken at their word. These friends often break such common unwritten friend laws such as "Bros before hoes" and "Chicks before dicks." Abandon these friends as they will certainly abandon you...until they come crawling back. They are not worth your time.

Johnathon is a tourists friend. He can never hangout, but says he wants to. Bails all the time, and once he got a girl, he disappeared.

Isabel got a man and now hasn't called in 3 months, despite our 20year friendship. She's such a tourist friend.

by fabocj June 28, 2018

Friend of Epstein

A euphemism for someone who a suspected pederast or pedophile.

Fred was always dating teenage girls, so I wondered if he is a friend of Epstein.

by svenjamie December 28, 2019

Real Friends

None of the hoes I used to fuck with 😂

Rando : Got any real friends
Me : Nope

by anthonydavisjr January 1, 2020

Friend but More

When your dating a person and the guy or girl doesn't want to put a label on it or even kiss even after all the things you done for him/her

Bustin: what are we
Fanna: we are friends but more
Bustin: fuck this shit I'm out, didn't spend 3 years of dating you to be a friend but more! Fml

by Chef booty September 16, 2016

Silver Friend

A friend who gives you everything. Want a loan? Want awesome Christamas presents? Want a new job? Want a new life? Just ask your silver friend for help!

Kyle is my silver friend and gives me chocolate and gifts all the time. Mainly because he is obsessed with me.

by SarcasticSatan September 9, 2016

Fake Friends

You know, your 'friend' who will continue to ruin your self confidence but tell you its ok because they're just being truthful.

You: Does this dress look good on me?
Fake friends: It would look better on me because im not as fat as you but sure...

by Youknowwhatmaybeiamdeppressed August 8, 2020

Friend zone

The friend zone is the NO NO place. If u like someone, then u better step up ur game or u will be locked in the friend zone. Look at it this way: the friend zone is ur grandmas stinky toe cheese and u don’t want to smell that shit.

Boy:will u go out with me?*frikkin desperate
Girl: oh Carl, I didn’t know u felt that way
Boy: *feeling like he wants to drown
Random dude: oof u just got hit with the friend zone stick
Boy: *now feeling like he wants to die
Girl: I like u but not that way* walks away with a smile on her face
Boy: * wants to be buried alive

by Sookifanilo June 3, 2019