The Beat-oven

The Greatest Musician of all time

The Beat-Oven is the GOAT

by Omooooooooo January 1, 2022

Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.

He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.

by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025

beat

V: to steal, rob, or deprive someone of something that is rightfully theres.

Adj: to be a loser, a low-life; someone who deserves no respect.

Roger went to buy an ounce but got beat for his money because he was overheard talking about how beat the guy's schwam was.

by Joe 420 November 5, 2007

betty beat down

when a prissy girl proceeds to show her tough side and beat the stuffing out of a guy.

lisa finally lost her temper with a that dumb guy. she kicked off her wedge heels, removed her wayfarers and give him the betty beat down. all without breaking a fingernail

by lisa handy April 30, 2014

beat the priest

Another way to phrase masturbation

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

by Capt jigglebottom January 30, 2018

Beat A Nightcrawler Day

On this day, (08/0/2023) you can legally beat up a nightcrawler from kaiju paradise.

Guy 1: *beats up a nightcrawler*
NC: *cant do shit since it's Beat A Nightcrawler Day*

by GDMinty1twitter June 8, 2023

Thumb beat

THe act of using your thumb as a weapon, b whiping it with your wrist and delivering devistating pian on someones head.

Matt: whats a thumb beat,
Thomas: here ill show you,
Matt: Oww WTF

by Tommy-boy March 29, 2008