Touching Spirit Bear

Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded

Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.

by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017

load bearing cloud

when a wall of cloud cross the sky, soon to produce skyload

“man, check out that load bearing cloud.”

“i know dude, it definitely looks like we’re in for some skyload tonight”

“dad what is that big ominous cloud covering the sky?”
“that’s a load bearing cloud, son. i reckon it’s gonna shower us with load here within the hour”

by free_roaming_feral_hawg August 16, 2022

gummy bear orgy

A condition where all the gummy bears in a bag have fused together, resembling an orgy scene. They melt together when heated.

The bag was just one big gummy bear orgy after I sat on it, but still tasty and delicious.

by not wholly racist January 8, 2017

A Lew Bear Footlong

A large male member slathered in salad and coleslaw with a possible side of cookies

When the night need to end in a bang and you need an explosion in your mouth always go for a A Lew Bear Footlong

by The Northern One October 10, 2021

We Bare Bear Jay

Having oral sex while watching We Bare Bears or any other cartoon.

Him; laughing
Her; Are laughing during this We Bare Bear Jay?
Him; Pan Pan is killing me in this scene!

by IcebearSorryNotSorry May 18, 2019

mango black bear

shiting on a male penis and inserting it into a females vagina.

where's sam? oh he is giving a chick a mango black bear.

by itsreal February 12, 2012

smokey the bear hug

a raver who smokes alot of weed and gives people bear hugs. but there is only one of these in the world.

hi my name is smokey the bear hug, would you like one?

by <3stbh June 27, 2009