Bangs

A haircut worn almost exclusively by women, which is often a direct visual indicator of an emotional crisis. This concept has somehow established itself as a universal rule. Where or when it originated is unclear.

G: "I guess she is not taking you guys braking up very well?"
A: "You saw the Bangs?"
G: "Yeah man... it’s bad."

by Dante Thunderstone 69 December 1, 2022

Bionic Bangs

When the bangs are so bad they go bionic

"she got some bionic bangs"

by anonymous December 3, 2022

Banging out

To call out sick from work

or a phrase used to tell a co-worker that you're leaving.

"Man, I wanna go to that concert but I have work tomorrow."

"Just bang out, tell them you have a family isssue."

Or

"Yo, Sal, I'm banging out."

"Alright, see you tomorrow."

by Assordante December 5, 2022

bang man

When you help get somebody laid.

Anjelica: Hey Noah, there's this guy named Miles that I really like. Do you think you could help me out and be my bang man?

Noah: I guess so, ass hat.

by BoahGee December 11, 2022

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 19, 2022

Hang and Bang

The act of setting up and IV drip on yourself or a friend, typically not in a hospital setting.

Wanna come over and hang and bang some ketamine, my guy?

by Mcmaniscaleb December 21, 2022

bang and sprang

Have sex then bolt as soon as you’re finished without any cuddle time

She wanted the “D”, but I didn’t have much time, so I stopped over and gave her the bang and sprang.

by Hanes Gumshire December 23, 2022