slu bag

a woman who dresses, acts, and is a slut; easily penetrated

Alex put her up against the wall and banged that dirty little slu bag

by pat falvey November 5, 2008

story bag

When dumbass tells a fucking horrible story, it is necessary for the people around dumbass to let dumbass know his story was fucking horrible. At least one of the listeners should put their arms in the shape of a circle to represent the "story bag"... a place where the fucking horrible story can go to die.

Dumbass: "so this one time we walked all the way to the gas station to get slushies but they were out of the fucking dr. pepper flavor so I bitched at the fucking manager and pissed him off."
Listener: *story bag*

by ShneedsDarButterFlineTodarro October 28, 2008

Bag season

This term refers to the time of year when it is usual for one to become bagged or depressed.

Person 1: hey man wanna play?

Person 2: sorry bro it’s bag season, i gotta go home and cry

by MarkeyMark69 February 26, 2019

Puberty Bags

The breasts/ball dropping time when a teenagers body goes through puberty.

Julie started developing puberty bags in 6th grage, Tom started to develop puberty bags sophmore year. Girls tend to develop puberty bags much sooner than boys.

Have your puberty bags come in?

Have your puberty bags fallen down?

by Mobb It. February 14, 2012

2 Bag

The act of fucking an ugly girl or any girl that has a face

deformity by putting a bag over your own head just in case

the one you put on the girl's head rips.

2 Bag

by Dick Hair November 22, 2011

Blue bag

A phrase used to represent a carry out from the local off licence. I believe I started this phenomenon.

"Are you getting a Blue bag for tonight?"

by Andy Mc Parland September 5, 2006

colostomy bag

a bag used normally for people with a colostomy, but can be used for online gaming, (i.e fucking nerds)

ME: ewww whats smells in here
NERD: i had to use a colostomy bag because i can't get off of wow

by (v)1<#4341 April 17, 2007