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apple intelligence

apples much criticised AI that was released when iOS 18 and the iPhone 16 family dropped. It didn’t do what it promised but isn’t going away any time soon. It’s gotten better since then. Apple sort of cheated by using chat gpt to make it seem better.
apple intelligence feels like the rabbit r1. An AI that failed to meet expectations and underperformed. But it has since improved.
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 11, 2025
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Apple Cuck

The word used by a specific type of illiterate male to explain the Apple Ecosystem.
Man 1: I really want the new iPhone.
Man 2: Why would you wanna be an Apple Cuck?
by bw6984 September 11, 2025
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Applebees University

A higher-ed, country club style school that is portrayed as a highly prestigious, highly selective school that in reality is no better than your local state school.
I don't care if you went to Penn State or Applebees University, a degree is the same no matter what, only difference is the cost
by annavenetsanos September 17, 2025
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Apple Jacker

1. A person who openly admits to liking Apple Jacks cereal.

2. An individual whose taste buds cannot be trusted.

3. Synonyms: clown, goober, dunce, chaos gremlin.
“Did you just buy Apple Jacks? Wow… What an Apple Jacker.”

"Don't be an Apple Jacker."
by 73954444 September 21, 2025
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Apple

An idiotic fruit with a very low IQ
Apple is joining the game!
by QHarp September 22, 2025
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apple bees mr brad

very fine man.
by yuyuseeo October 9, 2025
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apple-to-orange comparison

The comparison between two (or more) things that cannot be compared apple-to-apple, e.g. comparing the demand of being a kindergartener with that of being a college student — even though they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day
Trying to compare the stress levels of a kindergartener to a college student is just an apple-to-orange comparison—sure, they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day, but the responsibilities are worlds apart!
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025
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