water-goblin

a coward that drinks water excessively to compensate for their lifelessness; also a snitch that confines theirself away from society for obvious reasons.

that guy: what's poppin off with yur bitch ass?
water-goblin: ummmmmm, sippin on this H2O.
that guy: why you showin out?
water-goblin: stayin safe, you know how it is.
that guy: hit it up when you stop actin a water
-goblin.

by A- Killa Thrilla September 7, 2007

White Water

When there's a group of white girls in a river all drinking Starbucks.

Sam, you see that White Water over there? Wanna join?

by CarlaTheCarAlarm May 18, 2015

dog water

it means cum btw

"OI MATEY, IMA BOUTA BLOW A DOG WATER IN, INNIT"

by average_pro_amongus_player April 14, 2021

Portuguese Water Board

A sexual act where a willing partner lies on his or her back with a towel over their face. At this point, their partner will urinate on the towel whilst eating peri-peri chicken wings. Yum yum!!

Sally thought she had the measure of me in the bedroom until I hit her with the old Portuguese Water Board!

by cjs dirty mind January 23, 2011

Water-bottle Cumshot

When a marginal amount of water comes out of a water-bottle while being drunk by a person. The water then spills onto the person's face in a cumshot type manner and usually soaks the top portion of their shirt and lower bits of their hair if they are a girl or guy with long hair.

"DUDE!!! You just got a water-bottle cumshot!!!" *as water drips down their chin*

by watershot_girl March 31, 2009

Take your water

to kill some fool who messed with you.

Fool, I'll spill your water upon the sand.

by Letoishot September 4, 2003

Mosquito Water Sports

When you get bitten by a mosquito but it also pee on you, It's the newest kink

I'm so into Mosquito Water Sports because it's not main steam

by shifterspeed January 24, 2021