turtling

To torture out of pure love.

Came to be because people cannot type, and typos are not a best friend.

By the way:
MH<3PS and PS<3MH .. Extended version of PS = PMS. :D

We are turtling Bobby.
Do not turtle me with your looovvve!!!
You turtled me with your love you biznatch.

by Bobby June 20, 2004

Turtlesexual

Having a sexual attraction to turtles.

She came out as Turtlesexual

by lolemorat April 10, 2017

chocolate turtles

crap. turds.

I just saw some chocolate turtles in the toilet back there

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

turdler

turd + burglar

U talkin' smack about my boy?! Ok, I see you.. I got my side eye on, you wait! U are a turdler

by z100fan November 20, 2010

turkle

fuck nut ball

by KOZ January 28, 2003

Turkle

A hand bag made out of the skin of a female with the age of 59 or older.

"Is that bag turkle?"
"No I think it's asian fetus..."
"It does seem to be lacking wrinkles..."

OR

"I keep my most prized possessions in the turkle"

by Jebus715 February 14, 2012

Tactical Turtleneck

A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.

'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'

by Batman3935 February 20, 2012