Red snakes

When you have really bad diarrhea, to which burns while coming out and the "excrement" is brown/red colour.

James: "Fucking hell mate, I was on the bog last night and I had red snakes

Dave: "Sounds rough"

by kjdfshfkldsflkhsdkf August 8, 2020

Smug Snake

A sleazy, morally-slippery (often scheming) person, with a giant ego and/or delusions of magnificence.

”He thought he was an excellent charmer and that he could manipulate everyone around him for his own gain, but he is such an obvious slimeball that nobody bought it.”
”What a smug snake!”

by SlimeShady666 September 12, 2020

Sahgging Snake

An ancient indian martial arts technique where you get low and meet your Snake sag behind you. The longer it is the more effective it is. Most effective against against girls.

I used the sahgging snake technique and got kicked out of the karate club.

by Sensei Wu #2 November 10, 2020

Sahgging Snake

An ancient indian martial arts technique where you get low and meet your Snake sag behind you. The longer it is the more effective it is. Most effective against against girls.

I used the sahgging snake technique and got kicked out of the karate club.

by Sensei Wu #2 November 10, 2020

Smug snake

A slimeball with an unjustly over-inflated ego and/or delusions of grandeur.

He thinks he is so smart and can manipulate people, but he is nothing more than a smug snake

by SlimeShady666 September 29, 2020

Virgin Snake

A species of snake with little or no penis.

Jake Paul is a Virgin Snake

by merciivy September 30, 2020

rusty snake

When shit dries and crusts to your penis.

Man I fell asleep after hitting the back door. Now I have a rusty snake.

by Rusty snake October 10, 2020