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Wheelchair Salad

You prop both legs (of person in wheelchair), over your shoulders and eat their ass.
I just left the nursing home after giving some old bitty a wheelchair salad.
Wheelchair Salad by BigD1967 February 19, 2021

chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully
Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm
chopped salad by sun-fluh February 22, 2021

mu salahd 

along with the great bhadashree raj, mu salahd is the greatest player to ever play the game of pro clubs football. he has a beautiful blue afro, and is fuckin massive. he is a sexy man
“Did you guys see Mu Salahd’s performance tonight?”
Yeah he was amazing, as always
mu salahd by mu salahd February 23, 2021

snoozer salad 

To get your salad tossed whilst sleeping.
Peter was getting a snoozer salad after a long day at work.
snoozer salad by Kolden101 February 26, 2021

Toasted Salad 

A Toasted Salad is when you take a big hit of your joint/THC vape then slowly blow the smoke into your partners exposed asshole allowing it to soak up the THC. This will toast their salad.
Mr T loved it when Ms. M blew her marijuana smoke into his ass, giving him a Toasted Salad.
Toasted Salad by Randy the perv February 28, 2021

Toasted Salad 

When your partner takes a big hit of their joint and then slowly blows the smoke into your bare asshole, Toasting your salad
MR. T was delighted when MS. M gave him a Toasted Salad and got his asshole stoned
Toasted Salad by Randy the perv February 28, 2021