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post-poned

post-poned (verb tr. pst tnse)

an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"

etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)
"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"

"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"
by Content-ment411 March 29, 2020
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Waffle Posting

When a post on an Internet platform relates directly to the Waffle House copy pasta
Jonny RaZer says to start waffle posting on all social media platforms
by Dont search Cussy January 15, 2023
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Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).
Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?
by Some mate1 January 26, 2020
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Post-Mortem Meme

A meme making fun of someone using a meme that has recently died.
This is a post-mortem meme: When you were almost late for school, tired and really annoyed and then the sped kid starts singing one two buckle my shoe:
by Truedefinitionsbylee June 26, 2023
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Post Roller Coaster Syndrome

An occurrence of feeling blues/depressed or withdrawals proceeding the days after going to an amusement park. Usually during this time you constantly reminisce or have a strong urge of going back.
Homie A: So how was your day at Six Flags?

Homie B: It was sooo fun but I really want to go back now. I think I have Post Roller Coaster Syndrome.
by itsethanboiii April 1, 2024
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post

post (n). a father/ old man. derived from the room (30/01/22)
my post is a bitch
by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
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Post Bitch Clarity

The process of attaining the wisdom after a bitch dumps you, so that you'll be careful the next time dealing with women as a whole.
Bro, his ex wife gave him so much post bitch clarity that he never married his whole life
by Player07 May 28, 2024
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