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chinese pocket method

A method of masturbation of males where guys grab their dick through their pocket and then jerk off
A: how do I jerk off in class bro?
B: just go to the last bench and use the Chinese pocket method!
by Okok32 July 13, 2025
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pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.
I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.
by Ereck Flowers March 1, 2018
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Pocket Nazi

One who rigorously (and possibly violently) checks pockets before washing clothing. Especially that of Jews.
Steve is such a Pocket Nazi every fuckin' wash day! I told him they were empty, but he insisted.
by ThRob69 April 2, 2013
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Platonic Pocket

It's like the friend zone but better. It's a list of friends you keep around for when the relationship doesn't work. You pick a friend to pursue a relationship with and continue adding on to the list for next time.
I'm going to put him in my platonic pocket just in case things don't work out.
by CDCDefinitions September 24, 2024
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Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.
My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.
by summiebummie February 24, 2023
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Pocket Panic

Pocket panic is the phenomenon of losing track of the whereabouts of some important item you carry on your person. Wallets, cash, identification, keys and cell phones are the items most likely to be misplaced and trigger an episode fo pocket panic.
After I got to my seat on the airplane, I had pocket panic because I couldn't find my keys, but my wife found them under my seat. They'd fallen out of my hip pocket.
by loobeydoobey February 8, 2010
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Low pockets

Another way to point out a front butt. The pockets of the person with front butt tend to angle down and appear lower then they would on some one without a front butt.
Her front butt was so bad she had Low pockets.
by Ehh69 November 24, 2019
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