Porn

You know why you looked this up....

(Insert name) just looked up porn

Hehe

by Fre$h Frie$ May 7, 2021

Porn

Aaliyah just came home from work and Brad is laying one the bed with chocolate on his dick. Aaliyah climbs on top and licks. I know why you searched this up....

(Insert name) really just searched up porn...

by Fre$h Frie$ May 7, 2021

porn soulmate

1. the porn star of your dreams, who you watch mostly, when watching porn.

2.your favorite porn star who you really wanna fuck badly.

Tyler: Aww man, I think I found my porn soulmate!

James: Really, who?

Tyler: Sasha Grey, god she is sooo hot.

by DevilRogue July 26, 2012

Porn-Salty

A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.

"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."

"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"

by TPHM September 3, 2013

Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.

"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"

by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013

porn crackers

A faint whiff of obscenity

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.

by philologue August 22, 2011

porn

the thing you watch when your parents are at work.

"Bro i'm gonna hang up and watch some porn.

by applejackspeople October 18, 2023