Pipe job

When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.

We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

job-ish

When you have a job .. but you don't work enough hours for it to be considered a job.

She has a job-ish .. She only works 5 hours a week.

by ben_nthejets July 28, 2012

Glue Job

When a girl uses common arts and crafts material Elmers Glue instead of lube, and tries to get the guy to finish before the glue dries.

William: Hey Grant, where's Ben?

Grant: Oh man you didn't hear? Ben's in the hospital. His girlfriend gave him a Glue Job last night and the glue dried first, so the doctors had to pry her hands from his cock.

William: God damn, not again...

by Glue Job Enthusiast Ebin June 13, 2020

rough job

When she has braces

Yo. My girlfriend just got braces...

Lol you're gonna get a rough job

by Mike wrestling May 13, 2016

Paint Job

when you haven’t jacked of in a long time, so so much cum splatters on a wall and re-paints it in a white, cream shade

dude haven’t jacked off in a momth, I gave my wall a Paint Job

by cooljuda7 July 26, 2018

Zoo Job

When a giraffe licks your anus while a monkey nibbles on your nipples gently.

Bill got caught getting a zoo job and now can’t even watch animal planet.

by Patriots061 January 6, 2022

The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne

Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.

by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021