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by Mrs Bakugo June 28, 2022
Get the May 28th mug."May bug" (noun) is one of the commonly used names for the cockchafer, a large brown beetle (normally 2-3cm in length as adults) native to Europe. These often emerge as adults during or slightly before May, and are considered crop pests, due to their appetite for vegetation.
The cockchafer has a well-established history as a crop pest, and was put in trial in France in 1320, where the beetles were accused of damaging crops. The court ruled that the beetles did in fact damage the crops and were ordered to leave the area, which the beetles ignored, thus proving that the cockchafer is one of many beetles that is above the law.
Cockchafers feed on plant matter and are not venomous and do not sting. While cockchafers can fly, they are clumsy, leading them to crash into surfaces, including people and windows. Their long legs feature small spines and hooks that help them grip plants stems, but often lead them to become tangled in hair. Contrary to urban myth that cockchafers crash into people in order to attack them or lay eggs in their hair, cockchafers are generally not aggressive towards humans and much prefer to lay eggs in soil. As they are attracted to light, they can frequently be seen around porch lights between Late and early July.
The cockchafer has a well-established history as a crop pest, and was put in trial in France in 1320, where the beetles were accused of damaging crops. The court ruled that the beetles did in fact damage the crops and were ordered to leave the area, which the beetles ignored, thus proving that the cockchafer is one of many beetles that is above the law.
Cockchafers feed on plant matter and are not venomous and do not sting. While cockchafers can fly, they are clumsy, leading them to crash into surfaces, including people and windows. Their long legs feature small spines and hooks that help them grip plants stems, but often lead them to become tangled in hair. Contrary to urban myth that cockchafers crash into people in order to attack them or lay eggs in their hair, cockchafers are generally not aggressive towards humans and much prefer to lay eggs in soil. As they are attracted to light, they can frequently be seen around porch lights between Late and early July.
*POOONG* (The sound of a may bug hitting a large window)
"The May bugs are ruining our vegetable garden."
"The Court finds these May bugs guilty of property damage and loitering, and demands that they evacuate this farm immediately and without compensation for relocation. Failure to do so will result in extermination by fly-swatter."
"The May bugs are ruining our vegetable garden."
"The Court finds these May bugs guilty of property damage and loitering, and demands that they evacuate this farm immediately and without compensation for relocation. Failure to do so will result in extermination by fly-swatter."
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Person 1: Hey did you know Person 3 was born on May 2nd? No wonder why he's so cool!
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by bea <3 August 9, 2022
Get the May 2nd mug.May's a simp for her crush. She can be selfish and have a bad temper sometimes and she may have bad sides but there are good in her too. She laughs and try's to make people laugh , but often people don't get her jokess.... LOL! She has a few friends, but she wish she had more. She loves pranking and making friends. She doesn't have much hobbies besides from eating, gaming and sleeping... like a discord mod. She gets ready for tiny stuff and cant go out without mascara. She can be a bit crazy but she does get quiet and sad sometimes.. she' a sensitive gal. She loves true crime , especially Eleanor Neale! She's a bit sad though because her fav true crime girl is on a break.. She's in luv with Finn Wolfhard and some other guys ;) She's secretly freaky even though she's just a babyyyy! She's still trying to figure out her music type, she gets most of her songs from tiktok. She wants to be an actor when she grows up and live in New York with a cute dog, cat and other pets in a bougie apartment with her LoVeR!!~~ She loves food especially glazed donuts, fruit, chips, boba and more! She also likes sushi! She eats it everyday at Friday for lunch at her school! Speaking of school, some of her friends at her new school ALBA are Jessy, Tony, Jessica, Onaisar, Sophia, Scarlet and a few more! She's getting more social after she got out of her no life discord antisocial phase :> She's a lazy gal and I'm that lazy gal <3
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