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David Car

The best history teacher you could ever ask for, he holds the spot in the guinness book world records, for the worlds smallest chin, however despite his chin being the size of an atom, he also has the worlds biggest eyes and whenever he picks on you in history you will know about it just by looking at the man. Former "Rugby League Champion" David Car is known for his phenomenal physique and some of the worlds strongest and largest muscles. Despite him being the best history teacher ever. He still finds a way to annoy 2 particular students. he achives this by despite his answer being so shite, David car still puts matthew drye onto green. By the end of the lesson matthew has completed all the colours even tho there wasnt a blue. Despite the two reasons that i have covered in this defenition there is one thing that makes david car one of the worst. what is that thing you might be asking yourself, He has stole one the most gorgeous women on the planet. Hayley Car. David car tries to dodge finnigan johnson on facebook. He is having an affair with one of the most, beutifull, gorgeous, stunning, spectacular, weird english teacher there is......... Lauren Senior
Whos the best rugby player in the world
"I THINK ITS DAVID CAR"
by Finnegan Johnson March 26, 2023
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Car

Slang to describe a cute cat
I wish I was a car getting belly rubs
by 24kcarrots December 22, 2023
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Shown the car

Being shown the car is a euphemism for being let go by your boss or for mass layoffs because of budget cuts or because of a massive loss in profits or because the higher ups spent the money on themselves!

This euphemism originated from bungie’s CEO firing half of the workforce to buy some cool cars but before he let them go he showed them his car collection!
My coworker Joe was shown the car yesterday by our boss Jim!
by 317 is here won August 7, 2024
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I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo
I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon
by 5G-Star December 4, 2019
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Tea car

Another name for a takeaway because it’s a car that’s bring you as some people call there food as (tea)
Ooo tea cars here
by NBAKDON August 17, 2025
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Car

"The horse-drawn car clattered over the cobblestone street, its occupants clinging to their seats for the bumpy ride."
(Note: The word "car" used here refers to the ancient horse-drawn carriage, not the automobile.)
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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