Night Smear

The act of dragging your ass crack down a person's nose while they sleep. This is best after you get done working out that way you are soggy af. When they wake up they will wonder why everything smells like shit and why their nose is so sticky.

victim: Why the fuck does everything in my damn house smell like shit!
me: Someone at the party gave you a Night Smear last night after you passed out.
victim: I'm going to kill those motherfuckers!

by Platezz January 24, 2018

Night Stick

Similar to Morning Wood, a boner that you have in the middle of the night when you wake up. Can be used to slap your partner while they are sleeping.

I had to pee last night. Woke up with a night stick and slapped by wife’s ass with it.

by I better go wipe January 30, 2018

Night Critter

1. Mysterious creatures of the night, commonly attack humans with any chance they get

Coach: "What kind of food do you like to eat?"
Ms. Brenda "I enjoy well-seasoned night critters"

by Ms. Brenda Definitions January 31, 2018

prom night pretty

A girl who is not pretty out of the shower, but has a solid foundation and when applies makeup and effort appears pretty.

I saw Kim when she woke up this morning and realized she is a total prom night pretty.

by bryguy6969 February 5, 2018

night farter

See erik

Erik is a night farter and when he does to sleep he gags on the smell

by hairpeice February 8, 2018

Night at the Museum

A study abroad class where you go to pubs and come back hammered for class. One of the best classes you will ever take. 11/10 would recommend.

Chad: "YOOOOO we got Night at the Museum today!"
Brad: "Siiiiiick yo we bout to get hammered!"
Chad: "I love London yeet."

by slamminsammy6969 February 13, 2018

Tallahasse Night Stick

Take your erect dick and slap the girl across the face with it repeatedly

Joe Tallahasse Night Sticked Nicole

by Iceman5435 January 8, 2017