Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015

parking dead

That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.

I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.

by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015

bedroom-dead

Adj: when a woman has not had sex, with her significant other or a male lover, in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

If a woman is bedroom-dead, and has needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

by Sexydimma June 27, 2016

Dead batty

When you look at a girls arse and its shit

Anj - Fam look at her she's piff
Luke - got a dead batty tho g

by ..Samgreenadale.. August 21, 2016

dead

Something that is really boring, annoying, or bad.

"Damn, his shoes are so dead"

"You're so dead at that game"

"Geography class is so dead"

by Thomas68 September 24, 2016

Dead boobs

Boobs that have had a full life, full of happiness and bounce.

A-"Hey, look over there!"
B-"Damn, them some dead boobs."

by DrBonQuiQui October 1, 2016

Dead dog yoga pose

When you lay on your back with all fours in the air.When you just feel like giving up.

All these friends posting Florida pics .I just have to assume dead dog yoga pose because I am not there too.

by BrittneyB November 28, 2015