Flirting/ hooking up with someone (the 'dog') who is much worse looking than you (I.e. clapped ) Originating in Yorkshire, dancing with a dog should present no challenge at all, and the gratitude the dog will show should mean minimal effort is required to close. Sometimes played as a game among friends, seeing who can hookup with the most clapped person.
Jerry "these models are all so stuck up"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"
Terry "leave it man, just dance with a dog"
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Adam "is nobody in here attractive tonight?! anyone up for dance with a dog?"
by Ilkley March 26, 2020
It involves scratching the fuck out of your head like you have fleas, also flicking your wrist while doing so to look fresh as fuck.
by Mr O'Conner February 20, 2018
When two people celebrate something, one bends over while the other stands directly behind and both proceed to dance.
by Jimmy Schwantz November 07, 2007
by Braunstein November 23, 2021
by Babezzzzzzz April 11, 2010
When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.
Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.
Mormon Jane: We could try dancing
Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
Mormon Jane: We could try dancing
Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
by TooStoned2Care October 03, 2021