gummy bear orgy

A condition where all the gummy bears in a bag have fused together, resembling an orgy scene. They melt together when heated.

The bag was just one big gummy bear orgy after I sat on it, but still tasty and delicious.

by not wholly racist January 8, 2017

Touching Spirit Bear

Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded

Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.

by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017

A Lew Bear Footlong

A large male member slathered in salad and coleslaw with a possible side of cookies

When the night need to end in a bang and you need an explosion in your mouth always go for a A Lew Bear Footlong

by The Northern One October 10, 2021

honey bear note

an intimate note you send a special person often containing praise, thanks, romantic thoughts.

(honey bear note) Thank you so much for your sexy message the other day. In fact, it was so stimulating, it made me ovulate the next day. This is the kind of effect you have on me, honey bear

by Krkič November 4, 2019

We Bare Bear Jay

Having oral sex while watching We Bare Bears or any other cartoon.

Him; laughing
Her; Are laughing during this We Bare Bear Jay?
Him; Pan Pan is killing me in this scene!

by IcebearSorryNotSorry May 18, 2019

dead baby bear

A phrased used when an individual is out cold after smoking a massive joint or from massive exhaustion.

Yo what was in that shit we smoked last night? I PTFO like a dead baby bear.

by Seburo September 9, 2009

Bear With Wide Cave

This dangerous and reckless creature is so horrifyingly grotesque it could scare away the most disgusting and perverse creatures. In the indiginous forests of Fairfax and Centreville areas and possibly Manassas on an off evening this creature resides. It carries various diseases 77 and a half to be exact. It has large floppy arms, a good amount of piercings, a ridicously hideous nose, and giant hip bones. We fear this creature round these parts. You never know when it could appear...you could be at a friends house having a bon fire in his woods out back and all the sudden it just disrupts and disgruntles everyone. We run for fear that we might catch a sometimes fatal disease..like pistols.

Person1:: Hey dude, whats up?
Person2:: Nothing dog.
Person3:: Oh damnnnn it's Bear With Wide Cave!!!!
*Everyone goes indoors*

by Kim Ginaaa February 26, 2009