zoomdacity

the outrage felt when Zoom cuts out during a call

"Sorry I got cut off. I think something's wrong with my wifi or Zoom"

"Ugh, the Zoomdacity"

by DO461 April 6, 2020

Zoombie

Someone who suffers from exhaustion and other trance like symptoms after attending multiple Zoom meetings in a compressed span of time.

I tried to talk to Claire but I realized she was a Zoombie, after going to ten Zoom meetings in just one day.

by Jay Fitzgerald April 7, 2020

Zoom me

Taking the place of "call me", "text me", "email me", etc.

I guess you'll need to Zoom me, because this is life now. I hate this life so much.

by zwiebelkatze April 16, 2020

Zoom effect

When you see your friends/family/classmates/partner online through Zoom or another video call platform frequently, but still feel as though you miss them dearly because you haven't been in person with them. They also probably live across town it down the street.

I really miss my best friend, but I see her in our online class everyday. I must be experiencing the Zoom effect.

by Insert creative title April 22, 2020

zoom face

The look on someone’s face after having been on a Zoom/Google Meets meeting for way too long. Usually twitchy, blood-shot eyes, intent on murdering the next person who says hello to them.

Me: (on a walk) Hey Jackie hows your day been?
Veronica: Go kick rocks jackass! (Storms off)
Me: oh crap, I should’ve known she was tilted from that Zoom Face she was rocking.

by Rum Hamster April 23, 2020

zoomeet

To meet over zoom. Visual presence essential. In 0 AC (After Corona), Zoomeeting is the substitute for the social connection we crave, preserving sanity of civilization.

There were no parties, there were no meetings, there were no socials. There were only zoomeets. We don’t meet other humans anymore - we are content with zoomeets.

by Adanny100 April 23, 2020

Zoom

The place where the class of 2020 was hosted

Person 1: it’s great that schools are closed
Person 2: but I have to take zoom classes
Person 1: damn

by Enderstorm10 April 27, 2020