Usually a homeless or drug-seeking person who waits in parking lots to acost people for money while they get out of their vehicles. Uneasily detered, they shamble from one car to another much like the living dead.
Man to wife: Oh shit Mary, roll up the window. It's a parking lot zombie!
Wife to man: Oh Harold, I am scared of his staggering gait, his lip smacking, and his wild-eyed stare!
Man to Parking Lot Zombie: (gesturing to an empty wallet)
Parking Lot Zombie: ahgggghhhhhhhuuuuuhhhhhhh(Spots a Lexus SUV pulling up to the Walgreens and heads towards it)
Man to wife: Hurry up and get into the store! Move it! Move it!
Wife to man: Oh Harold, I am scared of his staggering gait, his lip smacking, and his wild-eyed stare!
Man to Parking Lot Zombie: (gesturing to an empty wallet)
Parking Lot Zombie: ahgggghhhhhhhuuuuuhhhhhhh(Spots a Lexus SUV pulling up to the Walgreens and heads towards it)
Man to wife: Hurry up and get into the store! Move it! Move it!
by Johan Grubber May 28, 2007
Get the parking lot zombie mug.Zombie walk is when a loving man has his partner put one hand on the wall and pulls back the other to cut off the circulation while performing anal sex. Towards climax, he performs a donkey punch and then a dead leg. After your partner is set free, they will be dizzy, lurch around on one leg and keep one arm held out for balance.
by TadaoG May 27, 2009
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Bacon Zombie is the name given to an item, meme, or pop culture obsession that becomes overdone (or to the person who refuses to get with the times). The lack of interest in said thing is so high that the mention of it causes fits of depression, annoyance and nausea in anyone who has to listen about such old and worn-out interests.
In "geek" culture around 2005-2011 (current), the two items mentioned more than anything else is a ravenous obsession for all things bacon, and a love of zombies.
When something (or someone) is a bacon zombie, they are horribly boring and tediously uninteresting due to their obsession of over-done interests.
People have moved on, and will leave a Bacon Zombie to obsess in the corner. Sadly due to their love of Bacon and Zombies, most Bacon Zombies confuse this insult with a compliment.
In "geek" culture around 2005-2011 (current), the two items mentioned more than anything else is a ravenous obsession for all things bacon, and a love of zombies.
When something (or someone) is a bacon zombie, they are horribly boring and tediously uninteresting due to their obsession of over-done interests.
People have moved on, and will leave a Bacon Zombie to obsess in the corner. Sadly due to their love of Bacon and Zombies, most Bacon Zombies confuse this insult with a compliment.
by Loxzen June 17, 2011
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The one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government
Grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family
It's gonna be a bumpy ride
The one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government
Grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family
It's gonna be a bumpy ride
The Center for Disease Control has issued an emergency evacuation for the town of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- Due to an unknown virus. Between the hours of 06:00 to 20:00 emergency vehicular transports shall be issued to evacuate the residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- We warn any readers: DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH THE INFECTED FOR ANY REASON. Each infected individual so far has apparently ceased living, only to return to life with a berserk-like attitude. No additional information has been given to us about this "Zombie Apocalypse." However, we do possess the knowledge that these creatures are extremely deadly. DO NOT attempt to run away. In the meantime, residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- should barricade themselves in their homes and wait for official instructions. Once infected, any persons bitten or somehow induced to succumb to the virus are to be considered EXTREMELY DEADLY and should be killed or quarantined AT ONCE. We have received word that the best way to "kill" the undead is to destroy the head or remove it completely. However, NOBODY should attempt to rebel against the creatures unless in an EMERGENCY SITUATION. Once dead, the bodies are to be burned to ensure that the virus is stopped from spreading to other cities or even states. This is a warning from the CDC.
by thekid9100 November 7, 2010
Get the Zombie Apocalypse mug.usually spelled entirely in caps, this abbreviation originates from the typo you get when you strike the shift key in order to type OMFG, but you miss and hit the z instead.
by Boeboe April 28, 2004
Get the zOMFG mug.Common word for a subconjunctival hemorrhage, or a bright red, bloody eyeball that may cause one to resemble a zombie. It happens when a blood vessel has been ruptured or broken and can cover a small portion or the entire eye. Some causes of zombeye are coughing, sneezing, vomiting, and severe intoxication. It's not serious or painful, but the looks and comments you receive can have you praying for a quick recovery.
"Sweet Jesus! Did you see Susan's zombeye?! It's night of the living dead all over again!"
"Kristen vomited so many times she gave herself a zombeye. She swears she's never drinking again, but we know that's not true..."
"Kristen vomited so many times she gave herself a zombeye. She swears she's never drinking again, but we know that's not true..."
by Sarah Fisher May 13, 2008
Get the zombeye mug.when a person walks into their house and everyone is dead (family, friends, etc). the mob does it for people who don't pay what they owe the mob.
man: i am sorry but i just don't have the money still that i owe you!!
mob: okay you cant pay for it? how about a zombie mover instead?
mob: okay you cant pay for it? how about a zombie mover instead?
by zombiemover September 27, 2008
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