Zeffany the zebra

. Is a rare zebra the walks on it's hind legs is a endangered species hunted by it's predator Melvin the male money. Uniquely know for its warning call that sounds like a car engine it's used when the zeffany spots Melvin the male monkey.

Look it's a zeffany The zebra eating in our corn field

by Sylvester the snail September 5, 2011

zebra faced banana wrap

When a woman (usually a friends mom or grandmother) receives a dump and cum shot at the same time on her face from two seperate men. Then she gets on all fours and receives double anal from the same two men. Usually performed after a romantic date or on honeymoons.

I finally know i'm not gay because I performed my first zebra faced banana wrap last night with my friends g-ma and her friend.

by the goat banger December 23, 2009

A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011

Exotic like a white zebra

Exotic in definition. You're fine and different.

You're exotic like a white zebra, because black zebras simply not that exotic.

by Little Mouse. July 8, 2011

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010

zebra ziggle ziggle zag

1. The motion of a zebra. ziggle=right sided walk, zag=left sided walk.*

*ziggle kicks major ass. Zag, not so much

2. As an insult *Can only be beaten by "Fuck you to chunks"

1. " That zebra ziggles twice as much as he zags"

2. Colin- ZEBRA ZIGGLE ZIGGLE ZAG!!
Sean- Fuck you to chunks!*

by Irishpimp117 January 24, 2010

Zebra

Zebra is dip drunk. Brew is to drunk as dip is to Zebra.

Hey. Look at Joe he is so Zebra.
Ya, he’s striate fucked.

by Jo Packets June 9, 2009