Zeffany the zebra

. Is a rare zebra the walks on it's hind legs is a endangered species hunted by it's predator Melvin the male money. Uniquely know for its warning call that sounds like a car engine it's used when the zeffany spots Melvin the male monkey.

Look it's a zeffany The zebra eating in our corn field

by Sylvester the snail September 5, 2011

zebra faced banana wrap

When a woman (usually a friends mom or grandmother) receives a dump and cum shot at the same time on her face from two seperate men. Then she gets on all fours and receives double anal from the same two men. Usually performed after a romantic date or on honeymoons.

I finally know i'm not gay because I performed my first zebra faced banana wrap last night with my friends g-ma and her friend.

by the goat banger December 23, 2009

A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011

Exotic like a white zebra

Exotic in definition. You're fine and different.

You're exotic like a white zebra, because black zebras simply not that exotic.

by Little Mouse. July 8, 2011

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010

Back town zebra

To spread cream cheese on a bagel while nude.

Patrick always performs the back town zebra when he has guests over for breakfast.

by MayorGrumps August 29, 2021

Dirty Zebra

The name of a coffee drink (not on the menu) famous at a local coffee shop in Tyler, TX called Brady's Coffee. You can drink it hot or iced. It's highly caffeinated and sweet.

I'd like to order one large dirty zebra. I'll take it iced.

by Zuni Ga June 2, 2018