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Hip Waiters

women or gay men who hang off of guys and stay constantly by their side hoping for some action. Can also refer to hired escorts, strippers or prostitutes or any scantily clad women who is attached to a man for the obvious singular purpose of using him for sex.
His two friends Sheila and Samantha are obviously hip waiters.
by Misty17 August 18, 2010
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I could write a book about what I've been through.

The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.
Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."

Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."
by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013
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Girls who write conclusions

Satanists who suffer from raynauds and are brunette
“Have you seen her over there ...”
“Who ?”
“The girl that writes conclusions...”
“Oh no not the satanist that suffers from raynaurds and is brunette”

“God I hate girls who write conclusions
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Writer's Cock

When a piece of writing is sooo good it gives you a boner, erection, chubby, woody, etc.
I was writing my auto-biography, it was so good it gave me writer's cock!
by danthebananaman October 23, 2010
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angry waiter

When a coworker proceeds to hit you in the balls from behind with a pepper grinder or other large solid object, causing serious pain and possible bloody urine, thus leading to serious retaliation
Slow nights at Rizzos are often passed by plotting angry waiter attacks on fellow servers
by dancin Dave October 17, 2007
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Wraith

A Wraith is a paranormal being dating back to castle times. These beings are people that were not read their rites when they died. Examples are plague victims and people that suffered things much like plagues and other dangerous means of death. These beings can be 1 to many people combined into a walking/floating skeletal being. These beings are very dangerous and aren't a force to be reckoned with. They may guard areas and relics of importance, and may even be controlled (however they are very hard to tame, with them being people, or were). These beings let out loud whines and crys of what almost seems like pain (that may be due to multiple people bombarding the main skull with thoughts causing the beast to become distressed), and sorrow of not moving on to the afterlife. These creatures are featured in many games and movies (I.e. Slender Origins by BIGZUR).
Don't move! It's a Wraith!
by Parapsychologist February 14, 2015
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Terry Waite's allotment

I got totally ambushed, she was groomed like Terry Waite's allotment.
by Barnold April 1, 2004
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