wonga

alternative word for weed, marajuana etc.

Kev - I'll come to yours tonight mate.
Lee - Nice one, have you got any wonga?
Kev - I have!
Lee - Great I could do with a smoke or two!!

by REL74 February 18, 2010

Willy Wonka's Choclate Factory

To Poop In A Girls Mouth Then French Kiss Her To Get It In Your Mouth Then Swish It Around In Your Mouth To Make It Liquidy, Then To Spit It In Her Anus And Then Have Anal Sex With Her

Matt- I love the willy Wonka's Choclate Factory
Will- I know!

by Mattheww Carr May 17, 2010

Willy Wonka, the

When your 69ing and you both take a piss all over each other.

That nasty Umpa-lumpa tried to talk me into a Willy Wonka, said her pee tasted like candy!

by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003

Wonga love kiss

This is performed whilst in the doggy style sexual position. At the point of climax the person from behind must apply a swift punch to the back of the partners head, thus causing a tightening of the body as passing out & heightening sexual gratification.

I'd been on a bender all weekend & met this girl at an after party. Took her back to my new love pad, which has carpet in the kitchen I might add, & as things got heated I just had to finish with the Wonga love kiss.

by JAXX1 July 29, 2008

willy wonka

while having an intercourse there is a shortage of condoms,you use a choclate bar wrapper for protection of the penis and the the victim (slut,girl friend,nurse,mum,friends mum etc) having a baby.

" bob did it willy wonka styles last night."

by homestar November 17, 2004

Willy Wonka

Covering yours/partners dick in Willy Wonka melted chocolate. Can make a chocolate fountain if you cum at the right time. Nice mix of spunk n choc
Spunklate

Lick my Spunklate Willy Wonka Surprise

by JC-BABY June 11, 2006

Wonga

best word to put into songs ever.
I think it means money.

Breathe underWONGA!

There's a WONGA in the lake.

Woooaho sweet child of WONGA!

by aliceontoast May 24, 2010