Fisherman’s Knob

A penis that has not been washed for days and after multiple sexual encounters with various women with questionable hygienic standards.

After being strung out for over two weeks, Carl finally sobered up to find his penis stuck to his inner thigh and the repugnant odor of a fisherman’s knob.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

hog knob

Scottish word for very stupid person.

Don't stick that fork in the power point ya hog knob!

by Farty McFartface July 16, 2018

elevator knob

When a fuckboy sends you a video of him wanking and his knob is bigger than his skinny Dick

Zach has an elevator knob

by Tanishaa123 June 15, 2018

liquor knob

A shrunken cock or, of that person due to too much alcohol. Aka whiskeydick. Used as an insult or in a self-deprecating way.

A: Hey, what happened to your dick? Seems shriveled.

T: Yeah, I drank too much at the party. Guess I'm having a liquor knob.

by Taka-mushroom September 13, 2021

Knobbing Off

'Knobbing Off/To Knob off' - To get something done.

Natalie is quickly knobbing off her coffee before heading to work this morning as he is running late.

by Paul Webb Snr March 22, 2009

Knob Dob

The little dollop of remnant shit on the penis after going balls deep into his or her colon during a vigorous anal sex sesh.

Hand me the gak towel. I need to wipe off this knob dob you filthy whore.

He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him.

Dude did you eat corn today? There’s a kernel in my knob dob.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

Porter Knob

Porter knob, noun, A short penis. Mostly under 4”. Usually associated with verbs such as small, tiny, micro, etc.....

He’s wearing gray sweatpants but had a Porter Knob hahaha. Poor guy

by Dirty Craig June 25, 2020