I was hitting her good from behind when I looked down and saw her bearded button.
She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.
She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.
by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019
Get the Bearded Buttonmug. A beard which girls find unattractive that a man grows when his girlfriend, who normally would make him shave, goes away for a long time. The beard repels other girls and thus ensures the man’s chastity.
Jake: What's that disgusting thing on your face?
James: That's just my chastity beard.
Jake: Oh right, your girlfriend is on vacation.
James: That's just my chastity beard.
Jake: Oh right, your girlfriend is on vacation.
by Hopeyouguessmyname May 21, 2010
Get the chastity beardmug. This is the best beard on the face of the earth, this beard will but all others to shame and it will one day rule the world with its awesomeness. This beard will, at the end of its life ascend into heaven on wings, and become the new ruler of heaven and earth.
Man 1 "Dude did you see that Drake's Beard?"
Man 2 "Yeah that beard will some day rule us all."
Man 1 "I know what you mean, I wish my beard was that awesome."
Man 2 "Yeah that beard will some day rule us all."
Man 1 "I know what you mean, I wish my beard was that awesome."
by Z@C February 26, 2011
Get the Drake's Beardmug. by Bongo Lad September 22, 2006
Get the Bearded Clammug. "Grow the beard" is an antonym of "jump the shark." In other words, it's when a show that starts off in Suck Town hits its stride. The term comes from Star Trek: The Next Generation, which started off terrible but began to get better when Commander Riker grew a beard at the beginning of season two.
"Man, the first season or two of The Simpsons blew, but after that the show started to grow the beard."
by Walter Wiese April 28, 2006
Get the grow the beardmug. Slang for B&H Photo, 420 9th Ave, N.Y., NY. The place is owned by, and mostly staffed by Hassidic Jews, who all have beards and wear hats (outside). B&H is the most popular photo supply store in the city, and on the internet (www.bhphoto.com) due to their excellent prices and customer service.
Jerry: I'm going to Beards and Hats to pick up some film and mat board.
Joe: Why don't you just order it from their website?
Jerry: beardsandhats.com isn't working
Joe: Moron.
Joe: Why don't you just order it from their website?
Jerry: beardsandhats.com isn't working
Joe: Moron.
by queensplazasouth March 20, 2006
Get the Beards and Hatsmug. slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.
Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.
by me March 24, 2003
Get the bearded clammug.