Square wheels

Being unable to wheel anyone

"Dude why can't I get a girl?"

"You've got square wheels bud"

by Izzyyyyyyyyy June 10, 2017

The Wheelchair

The thing from the South Park series, what Timmy is sitting on.

Timmyyyyyyy ... said retarded Timmy while sitting on the Wheelchair before getting gased by Zyklon B in the Gas chamber

by BigBruhTheoryBigBang March 6, 2020

Wagon Wheels

(Noun). If your nuts are bigger than your penis, they're Wagon Wheels. In referrance to the well know flat and phat chocolate biscuits.

"Hey did you see Mitchell's nuts? The blokes got Wagon Wheels."

by Real_mj October 25, 2020

Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

by The Zen Within February 3, 2012

Square Wheels

When someone cannot wheel somebody, when there wheels are going nowhere, or only last for minimal amounts of time.Basically a bad attempt at being a player.

Did you see george last night? Kid's never going ot get any with those square wheels

by SteveRainey October 18, 2009

Training Wheels

Related to the popular slang term: wheels.
However instead of "wheeling" (seducing or trying to get with) people your own age, or people around your age. Training wheels is aimed for people who have a nasty habit of flirting with younger guys/girls.

Training wheels: to wheel people that are way to young for you.

OR

Training wheels: someone who has an uncanny ability to befriend little children.

A: Whoa, Jessica has some crazy training wheels!
B: I know right? Those kids are basically her slaves!
A: Goddamn, I wish I had those kinda wheels.

by G9Lonettz June 15, 2010

wheelchair

Marijuana that makes you tired, dizzy, slothful, or recumbant. Wheelchair is usually the least desireable index by which marijuana is appreciated though some users have a preference for it. Wheelchair has a high analgesic and anasthetic effect without the euphoria that would be found in happy pot.

I picked up some wheelchair pot for my grandmother to help her with her arthritis.

by Cool Hand Duke October 17, 2007