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mechanical welfare

Crypto currency electricity profit and the care of equipment . Please note the moral purchase of the product must have some bearing on the use of it despite purchase else money's worthless.
I must get to work or home to my rig the mechanical welfare sits rotting like stig
by Smarrf March 14, 2018
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Welfare State

Refers to a nation whose government taxes honest hardworking people after they worked hard through school to become highly skilled and valuable contributors to the nation's workforce. These people typically have little time for anything else other than work to earn income to pay heavy taxes to finance the welfare state. Meanwhile, lazy people who didn't study hard in college don't bother working and instead date the good looking people the hardworking wanted, then impregnate them, then send the hardworking the bill for the dinner, the movie, the birth control they never used, housing, child support, groceries and clothing, as the lazy monopolizers of beautiful people are the beneficiaries of the welfare state. In turn, the hardworking fork over half their hard earned savings as taxes so the government can send welfare checks to these welfare breeders so they can do drugs while you continue to work your ass off.
Half my paycheck and all the good looking girls go to the welfare state.
by ScrewedOverRicecel March 17, 2024
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welfare program

A program that your hard earned money pays for whether you like it or not that was intentionally used to help people get out of debt, but instead just encourages them to stay poor, or continue to do what made them poor.
tim: I just signed up for the welfare program

fred: Welfare? wasn't that made up to encourage you to not work?

tim: It's supposed to help people like me pay for living, now let's celebrate and smoke weed I bought with the check I received from welfare.
by TornadoGordo June 22, 2017
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IT Welfare

Performing Information Technology task(s)/job(s) for employees, clients or customers who do not have the skill set to perform the task(s)/job(s) or are unwilling to do it for themselves.
When Users don't complete UAT properly its our jobs to provide IT Welfare and do the job for them...
by jabanks69 May 2, 2018
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Welfare Wasted

1. To drink yourself into a state of financial disparity
Jimmy: That bum smells like straight liqueur
John: Yeah man, hes defiantly getting welfare wasted.
by Brandon john April 23, 2012
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welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.
Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”
by anonymous December 22, 2021
mugGet the welfare penismug.

Welfare

Welfare is a Minecraft Tournament discord server that also includes edating. Since the start it has slowly become a dating server
Welfare.exe has the worst randomized teams.
by kikoman soy sauce October 6, 2020
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