wanny wacking

The Art of Female Masturbation

Mate I had a right good Wanny Wacking earlier! Twas Glorious!

by PantsofSor March 3, 2008

Wankychief

The cheeky nickname for a wankerchief

1. David the travelling salesman had an hour spare so he whipped out his wankychief and jerked off in his car.
2. Mother to Son "What's that lemon smell? you been on the old wankychief again - you gotta stop doing that, you'll go blind"

by Adonis29 December 12, 2010

Wanny Dots

1. Red lumps or bumps that appear on a vagina. Occur when shaving with a blunt razor.

2. An insult for a pointless person

1. Jonny "Had she neatened up for you?" Greg " Yeah, but she was covered in wanny dots"
2. "I've started waxing now, shaving gives me wanny dots.
3. "Donna is such a wanny dot"

by laughing cow June 4, 2013

wanky banky

when you put money in your partners asshole and stare at the money while you masturbate

"Oh yeah I showed that bitch what's up with my wanky banky!"

by Xjennaxjarboex January 13, 2014

Wanpoo

Masturpoo in Chinese.

Mr Wong just took a wanpoo, and it was great.

Asi - Wǒ huì zuò yīgè wanpoo!

Jeff - You gonna have a wanpoo? Eww, that's fucking nasty.

by Wanpokemon March 8, 2014

wanxy

adjective.
in the mood for nudes.
also spelled as wankzy.

"Are you a wanxy boy?"

by hirombee November 23, 2016

wankytanky

To have a mega wank so hard your cum fires out like a tank.

Sup mandem just had a mad wankytanky. Shot right through the wall piffting bruv.

by Wankytanky August 6, 2017