A man of many shapes and forms. Why do you think you can never find him in his books he creates!? He also has mental issues. He says he has an english man stuck in his head by the name Elwood. He also says that his evil twin brother Odlaw is out to convince the enlish man to kill Waldo.
There are too many freakin examples of WALDO!!! Waldo could be your granny at this very moment! So be scared! Be very scared!
by Anon July 6, 2004
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All respect goes to those random old people.
Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:
The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.
Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?
For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D
All respect goes to those random old people.
Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:
The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.
Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?
For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D
Person 1: So where do you live, Mr. Chav?
Chav: I live down in Saffron Walden. Can't get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....
Chav: I live down in Saffron Walden. Can't get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....
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Finding a girl on her period, ripping out her tampon so she bleeds, bust a nut on her vagina so you have a red and white vagina, then you put sprinkles and frosting on her vagina and eat out her vagina
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A person that generally has a plan for everything.
Also a character in a book Titled Wheres Waldo, where you must find waldo hidden between a group of people.
A person that generally has a plan for everything.
Also a character in a book Titled Wheres Waldo, where you must find waldo hidden between a group of people.
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You can't live with her and you can't live without her.
She can make any guy lose his shit, simply by smiling at him.
She often plays hard to get but she's worth the chase.
You can't live with her and you can't live without her.
She can make any guy lose his shit, simply by smiling at him.
She often plays hard to get but she's worth the chase.
"I saw the way you looked at 'Lauren', man. You're crazy about her, aren't you!"
"I can't even think straight when i'm around her, dude. I think i'm in love. I'm in love with 'Lauren Waldeck."
LAUREN: A beautiful girl who makes you go weak at the knees.
"I can't even think straight when i'm around her, dude. I think i'm in love. I'm in love with 'Lauren Waldeck."
LAUREN: A beautiful girl who makes you go weak at the knees.
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