samp work

A saying which derives from Kalkaska Michigan which refers to simple work. Anything that is samp work is just easy.

Jared- "Hey Tim, looks like your going to be lifeguarding next Saturday."
Tim- "Samp work."

by dutchmen96 May 19, 2010

correctional work

An oxymoron because anyone who does this work knows there is no work involved.

Yeah man, I been doing correctional work for just upwards of 20 years now and I’ve gained only a little over a hundred pounds which ain’t too bad considering the truckloads of pizza I must’ve eaten every single day on the job!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2021

Neck-working

The act or process of interacting with someone for the sole purpose of getting some neck (top/head/blowjob).

Created by @hoodville (TB4L 😈)

Girl: I can't belive you cheated on me!
Trapgoon: Shawty it wasn't cheating, I was just doing some neck-working, being polite you know.
Girl: really? 🥺
Trapgoon: Yeah, you know you my lil throatzilla.
Girl: Awwww *ties up hair into bun*

by motherfucker Jones April 19, 2021

Putting in the Work

When a man receives oral sex from a woman while she is wearing makeup. The idea is that the woman’s makeup slowly comes off and looks messy when it’s over

Spencer: Dude I just got the greater blowjob ever

Julian: Was she putting in the work?

by Glenn Quagmire69 October 23, 2020

work beast

A person who noticeably works harder than others. Their work ethic is virtually unrivaled and superior to most. Their ethic is tremendous, fatiguing and nearly impossible to imitate.

Wow, I cannot keep up with him, it's impossible, he is a work beast.

by No Spoon February 12, 2015

honest work

A job that isn't the best paid but it's useful and legal

Auntie Louisa what do I do now? My girlfriend is pregnant

You get a job and support her the best you can. Even if it's something boring like working in a bakery.

But my mates will laugh at me

There's no shame in honest work that helps you provide for your family

by E.Briggs October 31, 2013

work rage

The pinnacle of stress in the workplace at which one starts to use vulgar language, start throwing and/or breaking things, or even assaulting coworkers.

Person 1: If she forwards me another email that should come from my supervisor I'm going to break her keyboard.
Person 2: Wow! You have a major case of work rage!

by jtbritto May 24, 2010