tapon

Puerto Rican word for a traffic jam.

Que tapon!= What a traffic jam!

by Rican Rican March 21, 2004

typing tourettes

When you automatically type something different to what you mean, often resulting in something of comical value.

Person A: Ive got a new puppy
Person B: No fair! I really want to dog.
Person B: *** A dog!
Person B: Arrrrr shit.
Person A: Haha. You have typing tourettes.

by sfsdgsdgsdsf December 7, 2007

typing by ear

When you're listening to a song on the computer, and you try to type the lyrics but ultimately fail.

Bob is listening to 'Like a g6'

Bobisawesome: now, now, im feelin so fly like a cheese stick
frank132: ...that's wrong.
Bobisawesome: sorry, i hate typing by ear. lemme just send you the song.

by thispersonisnotanasiangirl September 4, 2010

tipong

tipong is a mauritian slang for chinese fellows and is also a lovely word to call a chinese..

ta tipong, amen to mine maraz la

by maritorma September 26, 2010

typing

This present participle is reserved for occasions of chatting on Skype, or some other such non-verbal chat medium. In such an instance, it's more appropriate than using the normal conversational verbal processes such as:

"telling", "saying", "talking about", "givin' you a 'shayout'", etc.

You realize you've been saying, "Yeah that's what I was 'telling' you the other night, (via Skype, foo!)

J. Man2999: Aw sheeyit! It's almost 2012! End of the world, clickkk!

P. Jizzy: Yeah, that's what I was telling you the other night, my light skinned brother!

J. Man2999: Huh? I don't remember you 'tellin' me that.

P. Jizzy: Yeah, member. We was rippin' Skype up for like three hours. Come on mayne, cay'nt you remember?

J. Man2999: Shittt, son! You mean that's what you was
'typing' me the other night. Yeah, now I remember; seeyin as you're all accurate with your verbal priznocesses!

sounds of:
(clickety click click click)
Schmitty: "Aw yeah, man! That's what I'm talkin' bout!
Shaney Shane: "Correction... (pushing up glasses at the other end of the screen conduit) You means, that's what you 'TYPIN' bout, homey.

by Che Boludo September 11, 2011

Tapon

ouuhhh I love him -t95

I love Tapon in every possible way.

by Uzuratz Willengenburg April 21, 2005

typo

A word ment for a wrong letter on a keyboard or type writer.

The following is a fake Instant Message between fake charctors name Carol and Susan:

I have no idea why I made that cake have yeys - Carol
What do you mean the cake had yeys? - Susan
Oops, typo, I ment to say eyes - Carol

by Jesse E. Johnston February 26, 2007