Turkish urinal

When a chick gets on her knees and a dude pisses in her mouth. Then to flush, hold her nose shut and close her mouth so she has to swallow it.

Man I was getting some head and had to piss so bad that I decided to give this chick a turkish urinal.

by Andre Bushart April 10, 2007

turkish mudslide

when a dude takes his cock and sticks it up another dudes asshole. then he fucks him so hard and fast that when he pulls out, shit slides out with his dick. is traditionally done by the pilgrims with pocahantus.

dude i totally just gave that chicken a turkish mudslide

by la mariposa October 13, 2008

turkish telephone

Hiding a cellphone in one's anus

Slipping through security I had to pull off a turkish telephone.

by William Watts August 20, 2007

Turkish Smoothie

When you Put Your Cock Into A Blender for a couple seconds to get an adrenaline high

Duuuuuude i just chopped up my dick while i was Turkish Smoothieing

by Dickless69 October 24, 2010

Turkish Abortion

When u fuck your mom so hard, u die.

Dear Principal,

Johnny won't be coming to school today, last night he had a turkish abortion.

-Signed, Johnny's Mom

by Hennessey July 21, 2006

turkish pancake

A sexual term for the act of releiving one's feces onto the back of one's significant other, followed by a belly flop onto the pile of excrement, at which time the feces will be made into a nice flat patty. Also called a Flying Armenian Latke

While at the fetish convention, my friend Bobby nearly broke his lumbar vertebrae while getting an old fashioned Turkish pancake from his favorite gay porn star. He still had so much fun that he vowed to never wash his back again.

by Andreas Gratzenheimer May 24, 2006

turkish fish

when your vagina is so wet that when you touch it your fingers slide off.

pat had a really bad turkish fish, so scott couldn't rub her vagina

by joelina January 2, 2006