Topless nachos

Nacho cheese eaten off a womans naked chest with chips

those were the best nachos ever. especially off naked boobies. mmm topless nachos.

by El crow December 26, 2007

tiple

the nipple like shape of the tip of a mans penis

she really likes to suck my tiple, but i prefer deep throat

by sabeans September 30, 2006

Topless Clown

Paris Hilton's mother

At Ron's bachelor party, Bill got spanked by a topless clown,who turned out to be Paris Hilton's mother.

by Topless clown spanker June 22, 2009

Tupperware Party

A group of unsatisfied women in the early 70s who organised "tupperware parties" and hired male prostitutes to "satisfy" them and their guests. It was called "tupperware parties" to disinterest their husbands from coming

"Are you going to Tina's tupperware party? I hear she is hiring some guy with a huge cock!"

by LENG_TING October 10, 2021

The Turley Treatment

Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.

A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.

by Capt. Volcano December 15, 2008

Topless Tuesday

Day of the week when topless bars offer super cheap lunch deals designed to entice mid-level managers to patronize the establishment.

Joe: Where’s Jim, well it’s Topless Tuesday and I’m starving.

Bob: He’s in a manager meeting; let’s leave without him before the boobs and food get cold.

by Big Daddy2231 December 17, 2009

Turple

Not quite turquoise but not quite purple.

"My favorite color is turple, not quite turquoise not quite that's right, purple, be ya hands up, put ya fuckin hands up"

by Tiffany judson August 22, 2009