Grilled Tuna

A sloppy, fucked, cum filed pussy. Typically that of a filthy, dirty, sweaty, street walking, meth smoking prostitute that services multiple male tricks over the course of a night and does not vacate semen from her wet tuna between tricks.

Roger worked an evening shift and didn't leave until 4:00 a.m. He cruised crack town for a meth whore on the way home. When he finally picked up a prostitute he could tell from the wet gusset in her panties that she had been a busy girl all night and he was fixing to be served up some Grilled Tuna.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015

Jam'n Tunes

1. A small green and orange plastic rock guitar.
2. Sometimes it's a song too.

Police Cop: "Hey, Is that a gun???"
Man: "No, It's Jam'n Tunes!"
Police Cop: "Jam'n Tunes??? What's that?"
Man: "Well... It's kindof like... well, I'll show you.... (Wicked Guitar Solo) Dananananana! JAM'N TUNES!!!"
Police Cop: "Oh! I see now... Sorry, but I'm going to have to take you in anyway."
Man: "Aw man, not again."

by metalgoldfish July 31, 2005

I'm in the tunnel

Definition 1:

A slang phrase uttered when you are late and while driving to meet friends or a group of people. Blaming the traffic conditions going into the tunnel or inside the tunnel for your tardiness. The phrase indicates that you are on your way and will be there shortly once the traffic subsides.

In reality, you are no where near the tunnel, probably have not left your home yet and want the people you are meeting to wait because they actually think that you are unintentionally delayed and on your way.

Definition 2:

Receiving a cellular phone call and the caller is requesting a favor from you, expressing a boring story and/or wants to hang out. Uttering this phrase is an internationally acceptable excuse to use when you have no intentions on listening, meeting, or dealing with the caller and want to immediately end the call because of the poor cellular phone reception in tunnels.

Scenario: 8:00 PM, Cang, in sweat pants, relaxing at home chillin, watching the Cowboys Football game, scratching his nut sack and cracking a few cold ones....

Phone rings....ring, ring, ring

Cang: "Yo"

Caller Diz: (Waiting in NYC) "Where you at yo? "You were scheduled to be here an hour ago." "You coming or what???"

Cang: "Yeah, I'm on my way...." "I'm in the tunnel, I will be there in five minutes"

Caller Diz: "Hey, if your not coming, it's cool, just let me know..."

Cang: "yeah, I'm on my way.... What?... I can't hear you, I'm in the tunnel and your breaking up" Then abruptly hangs up the phone.... And returns to watching the game....

Caller Diz: "Hello? You there?..... Hello? Hello????" - hangs up the phone. Loudly exclaimaing.... "I've been "Canged" ....again. "

Originates in Bergen County NJ.... Yo, Yo, Yo, top of the food chain !!!!!

by Mr. Ronald Zoni May 5, 2011

gutting the tuna

Having sex with a girl on her period

She was on the rag when we went camping so i was gutting the tuna all weekend period sex tuna bloody mess

by bardamock September 11, 2012

mad tunage AKA madtunage

mad tunage:
Alternate spelling for madtunage...
Ultimate tunage, the most extremely good music one could possibly have in a collection. The very best of the very best of the bestest.

Check out this mad tunage AKA madtunage. It's the ultimate.
I've got mad tunage AKA madtunage! Throw on some mad tunage AKA madtunage.

wild wicked radical extreme boss ultimate bad slammin' smokin'mad smashing excellent rockin' kickin'

by madinsomniac February 22, 2009

tuna flakes

vagina dandruff i.e flakes from the vaginal region

Wow. Kylie really has some bad tuna flakes. She leaves a trail in every chair she sits in.

by TADJ December 10, 2007

tune czar

A tune czar is someone who decides that they're in charge of the music that will be played in your car, on your stereo, on your Ipod or whatever. They get to decide everything that plays, with no input from you or anyone else.

Man, every time we get together Craig has to be the tune czar and play the same old tired-assed shit!

by Lexidelic May 6, 2009