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He went up to her in the hallway and trumped her.
by AuntBecky November 16, 2016
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a guy with these qualities
-orange micro penis
-large tupee to cover his bald head
-overly egotistical duche bag
-blockes off everything with a wall
-needs to find a new spray tan salon
-and a new barber or should i say a new rupee dealer
-not a good business woman (yes woman)
-his hair is like cotton candy, only if cotton candy were made of piss
-his IQ is just like his penis (2)/inches
-renaming the department of education "trump university"
-trump is trying to get rid of all illegal immigrants but there has been on living on his head to the past 2 decades
-always with the last choice of wife to always be with because all of the others support Hillary

and of course you have to always have an affair with your daughter
man you are really being a dick

yeah you are really acting like trump

hey i don't want this guy working on my lawn

why sir
because he is mexican
who do you think you are trump
by silly-killy March 25, 2017
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God Emperor of the United States. A literal Cheeto wearing a shitty wig and baggy suit. Known for his small hands and being a total dickface on twitter.
All hail Trump, God Emperor of the Universe.
by Tyler the Beast January 30, 2017
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To go into something with little or no prior experience and expect to do well.
Bruh, I should probably study for that huge Calculus test we have tomorrow, but I think I'm just gonna trump it.
by Seahammer February 12, 2017
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To take a Trump is another version of "to take a dump", but with separated hard lumps of poop which is due to being very constipated (categorized as type 1 on the Bristol Stool Chart)
I just took a trump, it took me 30 mins. to get it all out.
by LS2546 April 6, 2016
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slang for that sometimes flabby part of the body where the under-ass rubs up against the back of the leg.
We were making out behind the shed at the mini-golf place and I was grabbin' her butt, but I had to quit because this chick had mad trump-sweat, it was gross.
by DsK23 October 11, 2011
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Soon to become a nice alternative for the word "fuck".
by davesknothair January 23, 2017
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