To pleasure oneself while watching Carol Vorderman on countdown. Vowel regarding the nature of Countdown (word program) and towel is what you use to clean up after yourself.
by Adam Wrightstuff December 10, 2006
A phrase originating in the online Steam community, most notably Team Fortress 2. It is noted for being a random exclamation, but is also the only word in the English language which is simultaniously an adjective, an adverb, an interjection, a noun, a verb, a conjunction, an article, a pronoun, a cardinal number, and two words.
Grimson: lol, that gun is Wet Towels! (Adjective)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)
Jiggs: I know, I wrap it in Wet Towels (Noun)
Grimson: I bet it shoots Wet Towelsly (Adverb)
Mikha: Wet Towels! (Interjection)
Jiggs: I have Wet Towels knife too! (Article)
Nuckpang: Lol, let's Wet Towels them! (Verb)
Grimson: Mmmmm, Wet'owels (Contraction)
Mikha: Wet Towels agrees with your sentiment (Pronoun)
Jiggs: To be Wet Towels not to be! (Conjuction)
Mikha: But how many Wet Towels? (Two Words)
Jiggs: Wet Towels (A Cardinal Number)
by Nuckpang March 23, 2008
A towel used for drying things other than the body. Typically the things soaked up are disgusting (ie: beer, bong water, ass-sweat, puke, etc.) A towel is no longer considered a shit towel once it has been cleansed of filth.
"Don't put that shit towel on me! I saw it lying on your floor for the last two months. It used to be white!"
by Nozomu1001 June 11, 2006
by DibblesJr. October 12, 2015
Joey: Dude, I got more soap!
Ben: It looks pretty filthy...
Joey: So...?
Ben: So its about as useful as a waterproof towel
Ben: It looks pretty filthy...
Joey: So...?
Ben: So its about as useful as a waterproof towel
by JoeyMo December 08, 2008
Using your interlocked hands to rub your partner from the anus to genitalia pubis as if using a towel.
by toweldryers June 25, 2011
the quicker-picker-upper for after sex cleanup
also known as a After Sex Towel, Jizz Rag, and a sex blanket
also known as a After Sex Towel, Jizz Rag, and a sex blanket
by Johnny_Rebelion March 14, 2011